Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I am a real person-I think

Hi. I have never made a blog before. Well that isn't entirely true. I have set up some blogs, but they were always under assumed identities. Every other time I have tried this I was just playing a game, trying to create a character, or pranking my friends. I decided maybe it's time to start being me. I've never tried that before. It might be fun. 
My name is Chris Hill. I am in a band called Mercurial Rage where I perform under the pseudonym Christopher Church. I am running a write in campaign for President of the United States as the candidate for the Space Party. More on that later. I guess I'm looking for ways to say things without actually having it be me who says them. Which is odd since in my everyday life I say the most offensive things all the time. I've always got my foot in my mouth. Maybe that's why I hide behind the characters I create. Or maybe I'm slightly crazy. Or maybe I'm just trying to be creative. It's probably all of the above. Hopefully I can use this forum to sort out all the frell, fracking up my brain. Did I mention that I am a geek?

12 comments:

steve zahn said...

Your problem is you aren't a real person. Only famous people really matter. Don't you read Entertainment Weekly? You should.

Superbadfriend said...

Go Zahn!

Chris, I am so joining you on my deck and we are going to go out with a bang. Or rather a zap!

I love your bloggity. Thank you for sharing with us your awesome creative writing skillz.

;-)

Anonymous said...

I *think* I'm a real person too. I'm doing this magazine thingy, would you like to maybe get an interview/article going for your musical endeavours? Probably for the main site.

Also feel free to send Steve Zahn over and argue with the Blum. He has a weekly column

http://www.the-scoremagazine.com/archives/58

Chris Hill said...

Actually yes jerry, I would love to do an interview/article. That would be great. Just email me. It's my real email.

Boy that Goldblum really took Zahn to task didn't he. Poor Zahn.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Stalwal is actually my internet moniker but I'm definitely a real person! I shall email you in a shortly through the Score Magazine account.

Anonymous said...

Sent.

belsum said...

Gosh Chris Hill. First Steve Zahn and Jeff Goldblum. Then Jerry Stalwell. You sure know a lot of famous people. Next thing you know you're going to be telling me that Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody babysat your kid or something!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for feeding my ego. Jerry Stalwal is a famous man!

Anonymous said...

Oh man, you like all six Star Wars films?? AWESOME. Much respect given. I was going through my bi-weekly defence of the prequels, just the other day.

Jill said...

You've got my vote! Oh, and you think your only slightly crazy? Hmmm...okay. You know I love you and yours :-)

Anonymous said...

http://musicisrotted.blogspot.com/search?q=michael+mcdonald

You should like this... maybe.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the internets. I'm real, too, all evidence to the contrary.